I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well you can't waste a boner
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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