Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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