he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Randomize
