What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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