im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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