So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
