The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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