i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
