your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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