Umm I'm too high to move.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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