you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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