hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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