woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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