SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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