I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
only if we run a train.
done.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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