all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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