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say what?
wanna hang out?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
