You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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