I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm determined to sit on that face.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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