out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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