Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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