guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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