You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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