May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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