I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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