I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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