love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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