After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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