sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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