She said her name was "party"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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