Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
