im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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