ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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