I feel great
I just peed on a car
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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