it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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