suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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