he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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