PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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