I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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