so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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