so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
