what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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