better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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