Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm bleeding and have questions
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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