O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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