Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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