when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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