It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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