sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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