I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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